Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst and wishes she was JLD. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own apartment' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
the show about white people in NY
eating pickles and shit

(Source: lemondifficult)

tags → #Louie #gOD 

1984/2014

(Source: andersondaily)

buttwyatt:

EVERYONE CALLĀ 202-688-3894 I LOVE VEEP SO MUCH

tags → #Seinfeld 

You take this. Right now.

tags → #Veep #amy x dan 
tags → #Veep