Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

Formerly nurse-paloma

I enjoy quality comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.
"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Vana is actually the worst and wishes she was JLD. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi, the Elaine to Vana's Jerry.

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

“I haven’t been this popular since that nympho rumor went around about me in high school. I’m not a nympho. Just regular.”- Christine Campbell from 'The New Adventures of Old Christine', a program that may or may not be based on Vana's life.
the europhobic khaleesi
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Amy Poehler, and Tina Fey react to Lena Dunham commenting that Julia Louis-Dreyfus got her through middle school.