Well, I ran out to apologize to a virgin and I crossed against the light and I knocked over the delivery boy.

I enjoy comedies, late night television programs, and Doctor Who among other things . My favourite season is awards. This blog mainly consists of Seinfeld and snark, so apologies in advance.

"Be nice to people ! Hug everyone you meet !"- Jimmy Fallon

REVIEWS OF THIS HUMAN:
"Is actually the worst and wishes she was JLD. Like seriously, who the heck fangirls this much?" -Christine, Professor of Amateur Blogging, University of Tumblr.

"THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH" -Naomi

"Aims to travel back in time and marry Jerry Seinfeld circa the 90's" -Minni

"Tastes like disappointment" -a Zombie.

"All she ever googles is 'how not to choke to death in your own apartment' and 'danny devito fun facts'" -the NSA
the show about white people in NY
eating pickles and shit

Veeple People Motherfuckers! A series of Veep AUs leading up to the season three premiere on April 6th

Jonah watches Frozen and falls in love with it. Naturally, this newfound love annoys the living shit out of everyone in the Veep’s office.